The Top 10 Albums Of The 90s

12. Tindersticks - Tindersticks [II] (1995)

Chamber Pop Slowcore
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If I had to get poetic about it, I’d compare Tindersticks to the aftermath of a murder, committed by yourself, gently forced upon a loved one. Not that I would know how this would go exactly, but I imagine such an affair to occur from an accidental event, perhaps where the affection or seductive intimacy got a little overbearing, and your graceful little hands carefully took control of matters for themselves. And now, here you sit, some time later in the guilt-ridden darkness of the night, moping over the passive body you have already neatly disposed of, overcome by tiredness but too melancholic to sleep, asking yourself the same question over and over: Why did you do that? You didn’t want to do that. Maybe Tindersticks made you do that? With all their mumbly storytelling and sophisticated orchestral instrumentation and audacious running time and stupid practice of naming both of their first albums the same name—this was surely their fault! Which might not hold up in a court of law, but it at least I got a review out of it.

Selected Accolades:
Nothing worth mentioning really.

11. The Prodigy - The Fat of the Land (1997)

Big Beat Breakbeat Hardcore
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The Fat of the Land is not the most flawless of all 90s albums, granted, but it was without a doubt the greatest representative of what the decade had to offer. The wired ravers happily ground their back molars into dust, lost within the easy-stick dance floor bangers. The gothy alternative scene found some disruptive medicine in the unapologetic violent aggressions and punky fashion sensibilities. The hip hop crews energetically bounced their appreciation to the rhythmic big beats and short spats of poetic verse. And, most importantly, they all moved together, under one same roof, complete with agitated hair styles, a fistful of drugs, and piercings shoved into just about anywhere. Who knew that the most convenient way to get these adversarial genres to play nice was to simply set the whole fucking thing on fire? Of course, such a quick assault would always have some sort of a shelf life, and in hindsight, the singles did generally fight louder than the rest—not to mention the uninspired lyrics which should only be appreciated on attitude value alone. However, even the music videos were enough to prove that this album was a force never intending to make friends, to the point that most of these offensive messages wouldn’t even get onto the television in today’s politically correct-ridden society of vaginas.

Selected Accolades:
Entered the 1999 Guinness World Records as the fastest-selling UK album.
#43 in Q magazine’s list the Best 50 Albums of Q's Lifetime.
#47 in Q magazine’s list the 100 Greatest British Albums Ever.
#9 in Q magazine readers’ voted list The Greatest Album of all Time.

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10. Manic Street Preachers - The Holy Bible (1994)

Alternative Rock
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Despite hardly featuring on the album whatsoever and spending most of the recording sessions either asleep or in tears, The Holy Bible is 100% Richey Edwards in musical form. It is the frightening sound of pure mental deterioration, suffering and falling apart in front of an audience, tormented by life itself, empty and angry and on the verge of death. By this point, he was a severe alcoholic, drinking before breakfast. He was regularly self-harming, at times accidentally cutting too deep and ending up in hospital. His anorexia nervosa had spiralled, his body weighing a mere 38kg at its worst. And his only meager liberation from this painful prison of dark nihilism was to expose his disturbing pessimism through the words you find on this very album ... but even this was not enough. Six months after its release, Richey disappeared at the lucky age of 27, presumed dead but never officially found, The Holy Bible working as some sort of a cryptic suicide note, rejecting the world and confessing his inability to endure anything anymore. A true tragedy. However (and surprisingly), the Manics have since continued a very successful (albeit more commercial) career without the man, but not they nor anyone else could ever reach these depths of intensity again.

Selected Accolades:
Deemed the Darkest Album Ever by NME.
#37 in NME’s list the 500 Greatest Albums Ever Made.
#15 in Q’s list the Greatest Albums Ever.
#15 in Melody Maker’s list the Top 100 Albums of all Time.
#10 in Q’s list the Best Albums Released During Q's Lifetime.
#10 in Kerrang!’s list the Top Albums of all Time.
Deemed the Best Album Ever in a poll from BBC Newsnight viewers.

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09. Nas - Illmatic (1994)

Hardcore East Coast Hip Hop
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In a decidedly guitar-dominated decade, one should be careful not to overlook the coexisting insurgence of a much more dangerous incarnation from the hip hop scene. And there is no rap album in history more crucial than Illmatic, which remains the go-to East Coast hip hop flavour above any other, even till this very day. Nas fired his intellectual philosophies with a confidence beyond your traditional debut, utilising sharp narratives to authentically illustrate his own daily struggles through the New York ghettos, casually flexing a sophisticated wisdom whilst name-dropping actual people and places, dodging the drug violence and gang rivalries, and simply striving to keep his head above the poverty line. The skillful rhyming flows and stream-of-consciousness poetics gelled so tightly with the old-school beats that they subsequently changed the game the very instant they were dropped, becoming the essential master frame for the black youth to follow from that point onwards, and growing into the prime hip hop album even non-hip hop fans could get into. Make no mistake, Illmatic is consistently considered the greatest rap record ever made for justifiable reasons, as Nas was quickly hailed as the saviour of hip hop—a title he could never quite sustain. Which is understandable though, because no one could follow up something like this.

Selected Accolades:
#4 in Vibe’s list the Top 10 Rap Albums.
#2 in MTV’s list The Greatest Hip Hop Albums of All Time.
#33 in Pitchfork Media’s list the Top 100 Albums of the 1990s.
#314 in Rolling Stone Magazine’s list the 500 Greatest Albums of all Time.

I OWN THIS ALREADY :)

08. Jeff Buckley - Grace (1994)

Alternative Rock
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Dying young is not a particularly unique story for rockstars to tell, but the accidental drowning of 30-year-old Jeff Buckley did come with an it’s own special sob of poignancy. And it was all because of Grace. His only complete album. One of the very few records which knew how to massacre the listener’s emotions without forcing entry, rather earning its intensity with eloquent lyrics and soaring arrangements, sneaking in a soft romantic manipulation which strips you naked and leaves you exposed, covered in goosebumps for everyone to see. But above even this devastation, was the angelic vocals from Jeff’s own mouth, often hailed as the greatest rock voice of all time, sensitively seducing the high notes and then passionately tearing them down as perhaps the most overall naturally gifted person to have ever been born into our world. And then, just like that, he abandoned us when we needed him more than ever, leaving behind perhaps the most agonising tragedy in all of music’s deaths, purely in terms of the unrealised potential from the songs which could have been.

Selected Accolades:
Deemed the Greatest Modern Rock Classic of all Time by Mojo.
#303 in Rolling Stone Magazine’s list the 500 Greatest Albums of all Time.
#39 in The Guardian’s list the Top 100 Albums Ever.
#23 in British Hit Singles & Albums and NME’s poll the 100 Best Albums Ever.
#13 in the Q reader’s list the Greatest Albums of all Time.

I OWN THIS ALREADY :)

07. DJ Shadow - Endtroducing..... (1996)

Experimental Instrumental Hip Hop
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Armed with nothing but a few bits of insignificant equipment and a fuckload of vinyls, DJ Shadow put his love for music knowledge to the test on his debut, and accidentally changed music production forever. The reason Endtroducing..... is perpetually hailed as such a milestone case, is because it stands as the first album to truly popularise the idea that one could create a full body of work simply by sampling other musician’s creations alone, working like a historical journal or a capsule of sounds rather than your usual over-the-counter group of compositions. And he achieved this feat like a conductor in front of an orchestra, pinpointing brief fragments of brilliance within his obscure collection, kidnapping them out from their natural habitat, weaving them into a newly borrowed family, and then looping everyone together until they assembled ideas so far removed from the originals that even their creators may have missed them upon first listen. Which not only resulted in a fusion record that somehow maintained its cohesion, but also provided a fun little game for musos, who desperately hunted the globe to find just where the hell all these tunes had initially come from. And it was around then that sampling was finally considered an authentic artform, and that whole ‘stealing’ argument died immediately afterwards.

Selected Accolades:
#71 in Rolling Stone magazine’s list the 100 Best Albums of the Nineties.
#20 in Q magazine’s list the 90 Albums of the '90s.
#10 in Spin magazine’s list the 100 Best Albums of the 1990s.
#7 in Pitchfork Media’s list the Top 100 Albums of the 1990s.

I OWN THIS ALREADY :)

06. Neutral Milk Hotel - In the Aeroplane Over the Sea (1998)

Indie Folk Rock
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If you’ve had your musical ear to the ground for long enough, you will remember a time when it became impossible to escape the pitter-patter sounds of a thousand little indie puppy paws impulsively following this album wherever it went, whilst drooling their worship to anyone who even mentioned the word ‘vinyl’. I myself spent some time living amongst these creatures, taking notes, attempting to decipher the hype, and gently nudging the lo-fi acoustics into my own canals, encouraging these dreamlike lyrics to flick at my skull as much as they wanted to. Hushed rumours between the indie-dog people spoke of a concept, one focused upon the story of Anne Frank, but such specific details were difficult to clearly hear, trapped beneath a somber absurdity, or perhaps not even there at all, simply a result of these followers’ disorganised imaginations, damaged and mournfully reflecting upon their personal demons, drenching their sentimentality with dread until I suddenly and utterly understood exactly what they were getting at. It seems they have accepted me as one of their own now, and I embrace Aeroplane as my new cult leader, as well as arguably the greatest recent folk landmark that never broke the mainstream.

Selected Accolades:
#98 in NME's list of the Greatest Albums of All Time.

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05. Björk - Homogenic (1997)

Electronic Art Pop
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According to Björk herself, Homogenic was intended as a ‘one flavour’ ode to her birthplace, the Nordic island country known as Iceland. She fearlessly approached this ambitious tribute from two seemingly paradoxical standpoints: the untamed yet romantic nature of the country’s landscapes, and the hi-tech yet automated progression of their modernised cities. She then directed the anxiously programmed beats to work their misshapen trip-hoppiness into the freezing cold string arrangements, whilst the primitive vocal melodies performed as bewitching instruments themselves, collectively painting detailed visualisations so euphorically vivid and profoundly dramatic that you can teleport to Iceland whenever you want to, simply by closing your eyes. Can you see it now? The moss protecting the waterfall from the sharp edges of the rocks. The photograph of a snow storm, captured in time between the breaths of the forest. The ribbons subtly unravelling themselves within each other’s heartbeats. It’s all here in one complete package, not a footprint out of place, and frequently (but, impressively, not always) cited as the peak of Björk’s perpetually evolving style—as well as occasionally baptised as the greatest electronic album of all time (and not only by me!).

Selected Accolades:
#10 in Slant Magazine’s list The Greatest Electronic Albums of the 20th Century.
#20 in Pitchfork Media's list the Top 100 Albums of the 1990s.
Deemed the Best Album of 1990s by Slant Magazine.

I OWN THIS ALREADY :)

04. Nirvana - Nevermind (1991)

Grunge
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I remember it clearly. I knew it from the opening chords. The big hair, flashy videos, and convoluted compositions were dead. We had been sick of them for quite some time without even realising it. And Nevermind showed that to us. It demolished everything with a syringe into the mainstream, contaminating the overground fashion with a destructive simplicity, overpowering all trends by popularising depression and drug addiction, inventing the grunge genre and defining a generation. It was a divine intervention, immediately exploding from the arms of its makers and running away without them, an accidental success galvanised by lost teenagers discovering a rebellious power within the angsty anthems, free of gimmicks and frills, just straightforward permission to stop-giving-a-fuck. And it changed everything for me. It was the first real thing I ever felt a part of, and is still unchallenged as the album which made the biggest impact on my musical life. So, yes, perhaps it’s not the ‘cool’ Nirvana album to choose. And, yes, perhaps it has suffered from overplaying and accusations of overproduction. But now that these decades have passed, we can finally accurately and objectively appreciate this release for what it really was. It was the 90s record, and you fucking know it.

Selected Accolades:
#8 in Guitar World's list of the 100 Greatest Guitar Recordings.
#6 in Pitchfork Media's list of the Top 100 Albums of the 1990s.
#17 in Rolling Stone Magazine's list of the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.
#10 in Entertainment Weekly's list of the Best Albums of All Time.
Included in the National Recording Registry (2005).

I OWN THIS ALREADY :)

03. Radiohead - OK Computer (1997)

Alternative Art Rock
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As much as the accolades for OK Computer have constructed an immovable pedestal beneath the album and risen it beyond the stature of almost every other landmark 90s masterpiece, I have always considered it to be more of a bridge release, of sorts. After the substantial success of The Bends, the band had built a reputation for themselves as a bleak, intellectual indie rock band, most publications exclusively harassing Yorke’s gloomy dispositions and sardonic sense of self-deprecation as the music’s focal point. Radiohead themselves grew despondent of this notoriety, and (as we already know) have spent the majority of their career rebelling against it by challenging audiences with electronic studio mischief and the isolation of their complex ideas beneath multilayered piles of abstractness. And it was on OK Computer specifically that the transition had begun but was not yet complete, exhausting the previously dispirited (sometimes aggressive) guitar riffs, with the polished alienation and dystopian foreboding only the apathy of technology could deliver. Which, as it turns out, was the final bullet needed to put Britpop out of its misery and bring art-rock back to the masses, cementing Radiohead as the most ambitious and important band of the last three decades.

Selected Accolades:
#3 in Rolling Stone Magazine's list the 100 Best Albums of the Nineties.
Deemed the Top Album of the 1990s by Pitchfork Media (in 2009).
#2 in Q’s list The 100 Greatest British Albums Ever.
#171 in Guitar Magazine's list Album Of The Millennium.
#162 in Rolling Stone Magazine's list the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.
#111 in Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s list The Definitive 200: Top 200 Albums of All-Time.
#20 in NME’s list the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.
Won the Grammy Award for Best Alternative Music Album in 1998.

I OWN THIS ALREADY :)

02. My Bloody Valentine - Loveless (1991)

Shoegaze Noise Pop
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In a rare accomplishment of conceptual design, this album cover describes the musical content much more accurately than I ever could. Essentially, it’s a guitar record (featuring a large quantity of my favourite riffs ever written) except with the performances blurred out of sight, drenched in a pink euphoria, drowning in a harsh fuzziness, and absorbed by a wet candyfloss. In fact, the washed-out distortion of this album is so extreme and overly-textured, that the instruments are all but lost, swamped into one thick puddle of mess, each sound completely inseparable, buried and suffocating whilst fighting one another just to stay afloat and breathe. Which, during the early 90s, was a style unlike anything the world had ever heard, the shoegaze prototype, never paralleled yet imitated repeatedly, and still so ageless that it could have easily been released today. Hell, some have even suggested that Loveless was perhaps too good, as the band’s key mastermind (Kevin Shields) struggled to write a follow-up, his genius slowly crumbling into madness, shelving at least two fully recorded products and turning into a recluse, until he eventually got the job done 22 fucking years later.

Selected Accolades:
Deemed the Top Album the 1990s by Pitchfork Media (in 1999).
#22 in Spin's list the 100 Greatest Albums 1985–2005.
#20 in The Observer's list the 100 Greatest British Albums of All Time.
#219 in Rolling Stone Magazine's list the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.
#18 in NME’s list the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.

I OWN THIS ALREADY :)

01. Slint - Spiderland (1991)

Post-Hardcore Math Rock
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When you learn that the four day recording sessions of Spiderland were so traumatic that at least one member checked into a mental institute directly afterwards and then the band broke up five seconds later, the jittery restlessness and detached tension of this record makes a lot more sense. Upon first listen, do not be alarmed if you find yourself abandoned, floating aimlessly in the middle of a calm open ocean with nothing to hold onto but your own thoughts. And then the claustrophobia closes in. Your hysterical urgency for rescue amplifies. Hushed whispers turn into scarcely audible mumbles turn into spoken word narratives turn into strained screams for help, performing an outright panic attack through agitated time signatures and manic dynamics—all very hopeless and terrifyingly quiet within the chaotic disorder of your looming respiratory failure. And once the record has played out and you are gasping for air, unable to make eye contact with your usually trusted bottle of water, you will understand why this technical progressive complex masterpiece is lauded as a pinnacle of the 1990s, often considered the primary catalyst for the whole post-rock genre, as well as the most essential math rock album ever made.

Selected Accolades:
#12 in Pitchfork Media's list the Top 100 Albums of the 1990s.
#6 in Alternative Press' list The 90 Greatest Albums of the 90s.
#94 in Spin Magazine's list the 100 Greatest Albums, 1985–2005.
#55 in Melody Maker's list the All Time Top 100 Albums.
#53 in NME's list the 100 Best Albums.


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The Top 10 Albums Of The 80s

11. Laurie Anderson - Big Science (1982)

Experimental Art Pop
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By description, Big Science could easily be dismissed as yet another album which gratifies itself into a pompous snooze-fest by punching way above its weight. It pushes the avant-garde pop-guard as far forward as it can, attacking the ‘conventional’ in hopes of camouflaging itself as some futuristic visionary, attempting to reinvent the wheel by throwing all the intellect and creativity Anderson can assemble into a 45 minute time frame. However, when surrendering to these synthy soundscapes and spoken words encompassing one apocalyptic mechanical world, it isn’t quite as bombastic as one may have initially assumed, rather freed from the shackles of unnecessary artiness by a minimalist apathy, like a friendly robot who has no interest in showing-off but merely wants to play, amused by your primitive shell and curious as to what makes your species tick. Nothing demonstrates this extroversion/indifference paradox better than the choice of instruments used, at times employing electronics you’ve never heard of (the farfisa organ, or the Oberheim OB-Xa, for examples) and at other times utilising tools you can already play (hand claps, bottles beaten with sticks, etc), which together depict the perfect image of the progressive computerised nature of the 80s, no matter how overlooked and misunderstood that may be.

Selected Accolades:
#44 in Slant Magazine's list the Best Albums of the 1980s.

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10. Talking Heads - Remain in Light (1980)

New Wave Post-Punk
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The oft-uncelebrated hero of music’s most inventive periods is Brian Eno, his name suppressed in the linear notes of such masterpieces as Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!, Bowie’s Berlin Trilogy, and the three most important albums of Talking Head’s career. Which brings us to the time Remain in Light rolled around and our producer/co-writer had just about reached toppling point, initially unenthusiastic to stamp his label on yet another one of the band’s offerings. However, upon hearing the demos, he immediately changed his mind, enthralled by the more communal direction which no longer gravitated around Byrne’s awkward instability, but rather looped African grooves and unconventional funk values with a style no one had ever heard before (or even since, now that we mention it). So he joined their ranks once again, and I can only imagine how grateful Mr Eno still is for that decision, because (while Talking Heads were already notorious for their adventurous magic and improvisational introspective lyrical content) Remain in Light grew to become their magnum opus, defying time and age and defining experimental art-punk for generations to come. Unfortunately, Brian stayed true to his original threat eventually, leaving this as the final Eno/Heads collaboration, and the band quickly fell from their pedestal of glory shortly afterwards :(

Selected Accolades:
#27 in Q's list the 40 Best Albums of the 80s.
#11 in NME's list The 50 Greatest Albums Of The '80s.
#6 in Slant’s list the Best Albums of the 1980s.
#4 in Rolling Stone Magazine's list The Best Albums of the Decade.
#2 in Pitchfork Media's list the Top 100 Albums Of The 1980s.
#129 in Rolling Stone Magazine's list the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.
#88 in VH1’s list the 100 Greatest Albums.
#68 in NME's list the Greatest Albums Of All Time.
#43 in The Guardian's survey of the 100 Best Albums Ever.

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09. Prince and The Revolution - Purple Rain (1984)

Pop Rock Synth Funk

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. But do not fear if you discover yourself lost and directionless, for we can all find guidance from the ardent gospels screamed at us from the most elevated of altars, spurting out the mouth of our divine androgynous preacher, Prince himself. Praised be his name! Now watch as the front row break into fevers, the unholy spirit colourfully laminating their panicked visions with one hand, and pestering their loins with the other, a cheeky sermon designed to deliver the soul from evil by kindling a previously suppressed sexuality, ensuring we find God within these new intriguing feelings one way or another. To clarify: this is the best Church ever! As well as the frequently cited ‘best Prince ever’, a rare example of when a soundtrack has eclipsed its partner film so severely that many listeners aren’t even aware of the movie anyway, a unique feat achieved by pretty much doing everything, including the layers upon layers of distinct instrumentation smearing together an interminable array of popular 80s genres until pop threatens to erupt love all over itself. And that turns me on.
Please Note: I wrote this review whilst listening to said album on the morning of April 21st, unbeknownst to me perhaps the very moment Prince died. One very eerie (and painfully heartbreaking) coincidence. Rest in Peace, you legend.

Selected Accolades:
Becoming the sixth best-selling soundtrack of all time, at over 22 million copies shipped.
Deemed the Best Soundtrack of All Time by Vanity Fair.
#18 in VH1's list the Greatest Rock and Roll Albums of All Time.
#2 in Slant Magazine's list the Best Albums of the 1980s.
#2 in Rolling Stone Magazine's list the Greatest Albums of 1980s.
Deemed the Best Album of the Past 25 Years by Entertainment Weekly.
#76 in Rolling Stone Magazine's list the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.
#15 in Time's list the Greatest Albums of the All Time.
#2 in Entertainment Weekly’s list the 100 Greatest Albums Ever.
Won two Grammy Awards in 1985, as well as an Album of the Year nomination.
Included in the National Recording Registry (2012).

I OWN THIS ALREADY :)

08. Joy Division - Closer (1980)

Post-Punk
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The story of Joy Division is so legendary that it almost reads like a tragic work of fiction written by an author who grew bored halfway through. Two uneasy albums were released in the space of two years, and in between their fruition, frontman Ian Curtis had already hung himself to death at the delicate age of 23. His reasons for the self-inflicted passing were a terrible combination of uncontrollable epilepsy (which at times caused embarrassing fits in front of large audiences), and a crippling depression that is well documented throughout Joy Division’s brief discography. His gloomy hopelessness and tortured pain left him weak, mumbling his black soul all over the slow gothic textures and claustrophobic production which, in hindsight, could not be considered anything but a forlorn sob for help. But while both their debut and swansong suffered by a comparable amount of troubled loneliness, and while the previous Unknown Pleasures did define the entire post-punk genre, it was the aptly named Closer which perfected the scene, as well as striking with an additional potency; the recently deceased stinging the fresh wounds inside of our guts. Oh, Ian. So sorry to see you go.

Selected Accolades:
#72 in NME’s list The 100 Greatest British Albums Ever.
#10 in Pitchfork Media’s list The Best Albums of the 1980s.
#8 in Q’s list The 40 Best Albums of the 1980s.
#7 in Slant Magazine’s list The Best Albums of the 1980s.
#157 in Rolling Stone Magazine's list of the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.

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07. Paul Simon - Graceland (1986)

Worldbeat Pop Rock
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In a decade known for its artificially programmed audio, it’s refreshing when the roots of Mother Earth are dug up to produce an album which has maintained its relevance throughout forever. However, while much can be said about Graceland's content (including some of the best lyrics ever fused to tape), the backstory (and consequences) almost overshadow the music within. It started when Simon found himself captivated by the soulful arrangements and rhythms of the African land, and promptly set off to South Africa to refine his own sound towards that direction, weaving the intricate black spirit into his white arty-smartiness, collaborating with the locals to capture the severe yet upbeat vibes of the township, and connecting their culture to the big budget production of the west. Which seems friendly enough, but in reality was one controversial move, primarily due to South Africa’s apartheid regime at the time. He was accused of exploiting the country’s craft, taking advantage of resident musicians, and even plagiarising some of their compositions. A ban from South Africa loomed and Simon was blacklisted from the United Nations for a while, but in hindsight, he did help to globally popularise the traditional style and push some financially advantageous interest their way, so maybe all is forgiven by now? I hope so.

Selected Accolades:
#85 in Pitchfork Media's list Top 100 Favorite Records of the 1980s.
#39 in Q Magazine's list The 80 Best Records of the 80s.
#19 in Slant Magazine's list Best Albums of the 1980s.
#56 in Rolling Stone Magazine's list The Best Albums of the Last Twenty Years.
#84 in Channel 4’s survey The 100 Greatest Albums of All Time.
#81 in Rolling Stone Magazine's list the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.
#69 in The Guardian's list The 100 Best Albums Ever.
#26 in USA Today's list Top 40 Albums of All Time.
#4 in Entertainment Weekly's list The 100 Greatest CDs of All Time.
Won the Grammy Award for Album of the Year in 1987.
Included in the National Recording Registry (2007).

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06. Michael Jackson - Thriller (1982)

Contemporary R&B Pop
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There is a reasonable argument that Michael Jackson is the greatest entertainer that ever moonwalked our earth. His contagious songwriting, his unreasonable dance moves, his restless face, and his alleged kiddy-fiddling habits developed into an enigma, one where the very mention of his name demanded attention so severely that the pop crown has been permanently glued to his head without any threat ever since. However, all customary sentiments aside, his sound has suffered from being perhaps a bit too 80s. Even on Thriller (his most iconic achievement) the synthy grooves have fermented slightly like a cheese with an overdue sell-by date, owed in part to the countless amount of times we’ve been exposed these songs—which isn’t its fault, really. But even these feeble gripes cannot detract from the facts: Thriller is a phenomenon. It is immediately recognised by every household in the world as a staple of our culture, as well as the most substantial commercial juggernaut that has ever been committed to music. And this was intentional, invoked by a man who was so deludedly arrogant that he thought he could create the best record ever made, yet so aggressively determined and naturally educated that he actually succeeded somehow? It’s beyond an album, basically.

Selected Accolades:
Sold one million copies worldwide per week at its peak.
The best-selling album of all time, with an estimated 65-70 million copies shipped.
7 of the 10 songs were Billboard Top 10 singles.
Won a record-breaking eight Grammy Awards in 1984, including Album of the Year.
#20 in Rolling Stone Magazine's list the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.
#11 in National Association of Recording Merchandisers’ list the Definitive 200 Albums of All Time.
Deemed the Best Album of the 1980s by Slant Magazine.
Deemed the Best Album Released Since 1981 by a collection of critics from MTV Base and VH1.
Deemed the Best Album of All Time by an MTV Generation poll.
Inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame.
Included in the National Recording Registry (2008).

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05. Slayer - Reign in Blood (1986)

Thrash Metal
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There was no shortage of heavy music in the 80s, as the metal gods had finally reached the depths of viciousness they were always destined to sink to, but this album will forever stand as the rock-bottom as to what the outbreak was capable of. It charged in at 220bpm with the cleanest production any metal album had been burdened with at the time, invading the genre with a bloodthirst so ferociously focused and intensely aggressive that no other record even had the foresight to put up any defences. Everything the scene had a reputation for was under sudden attack, Reign in Blood leading a violent rampage and ultimately tearing out the other side victorious after ceaselessly massacring and then abandoning every other band as one obscenely bloody landscape, decorated by mutilated chunks of faces and fingers and hair—all within a mere 29 minutes. It was over. We had been conquered by the finer details of Satan worship and the insanity of human experiments conducted at the Auschwitz concentration camp, and now it was simply too late. The new Kings had arrived, and we bowed down to what is still considered by many (including me) to be the greatest metal album of all time.

Selected Accolades:
Deemed “The Heaviest Album of all Time” by Kerrang!
#27 in Kerrang!’s list the 100 Greatest Heavy Metal Albums of All Time.
Deemed the Best Metal Album of the Last 20 Years by Metal Hammer.
#67 in Spin Magazine’s list 100 Greatest Albums, 1985–2005.
#7 in IGN’s list the Top 25 Most Influential Metal Albums.

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04. Pixies - Doolittle (1989)

Alternative Indie Rock
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What makes Doolittle such an exhilarating album, is that it sounds like a crazy person. The contradictions are endless: the clean production and catchy commercialism battle the dirty noise and raw punk rock essence; the easy-stick listenable pop principles antagonise the genuine staying-power which comes from an incurable case of unorthodox neurosis; the dark surrealism and biblical discomfort argues with the mischievous whimsy and light hearted sense of humour; and the masculine aggressions wrestle the maternal lovings for the spotlight; all the while the lunatic yearns for your affection yet keeps biting your hand when you get too close. The very dynamics of this record are at war, the loud vs. the soft fighting until everything is dead, which is exactly what happens. Everything dies, in one very quick journey of such unbroken perfection that the whole game was never the same again. This is because the Pixies' sound was ripped to ribbons by everyone with a guitar shortly after, and while we pray that they rest in peace (ignoring subpar reunions), not even Nirvana can deny that the 90s alternative scene actually started right here. Please pass the tiara.

Selected Accolades:
#36 in Spin Magazine’s list the 100 Greatest Albums, 1985–2005.
#34 in Slant Magazine’s list the Best Albums of the 1980s.
#4 in Pitchfork Media’s list the Top 100 Albums of the 1980s.
#226 in Rolling Stone magazine's list of the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.
#2 in NME’s writer poll of the 100 Best Albums.

I OWN THIS ALREADY :)

03. David Bowie - Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps) (1980)

Art Pop Rock
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By this point, Bowie’s career had already built an immoveable reputation for dabbling in almost every genre the musical spectrum had to offer, including commercial chart toppers and alienating experimental wankeries, with all the meat between. And it is this very disorientated meandering which set Scary Monsters as the epicenter of the man’s extensive catalogue: no overly-arty complications, yet no conventional friendliness either, rather a summary of the man’s collected infinite knowledge, erected as one crooked poppy rock record that didn’t try to be anything it wasn’t, existing as the most consistent and ‘Bowie’ Bowie record he ever made. But that is not to say this classic doesn't have it’s own peculiar character, because, by God, it does. It’s a threatening nightmare, aggressive and ugly, yet with a comical edge, urgently stabbing at a masterpiece with all the exertion its arms could gather, and ultimately violating the mark with the precision of a trained expert, because, obviously, he was. Unfortunately, this too became its curse, commonly considered David’s final significant piece of work and the go-to comparison milestone which haunted his career for the rest of his life (especially because 80s Bowie kinda sucked after this). But no matter! It’s my favourite anyway.

Selected Accolades:
#30 in Q Magazine’s list the 100 Greatest British Albums Ever.
#93 in Pitchfork Media’s list the Top 100 Albums of the 1980s.
#27 in Slant Magazine’s list the Best Albums of the 1980s.

I OWN THIS ALREADY :)

02. Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation (1988)

Alternative Noise Rock
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Daydream Nation could be argued as evidence towards the idea that planets shake hands occasionally. Its timing was immaculate and stuck immediately like a safety pin holding the band’s entire catalogue together, working as a transitional piece of where Sonic Youth were no longer who they were before, and yet not quite who they were to become. The jammy waffling and unnecessary feedback they were known for, was traded in favour for a tighter noise, a focus on a more captivating style of songwriting, and a certain melodic delicacy stubbornly repressed beneath all the rowdy filth. On the other side, however, the uninitiated agonised at its length, over an hour of clamour with the production as muddy as all hell, the band’s final rebellious testament against the 80s studio polish before they ‘sold out’ and went major themselves. Yet what nobody could have predicted, was that this noise would prove to be exactly what the decade was craving, the most logical next step, breaking the avant-rock scene out from the underground and prophetically predicting the whole untidy 90s grunge movement before anyone could even say ‘nevermind’. Which is a taste worth acquiring, you must trust me.

Selected Accolades:
#11 in Guitarist’s list the 101 Essential Guitar Albums.
#9 in Spin’s list the 100 Alternative Albums.
#45 in Rolling Stone Magazine’s list the 100 Greatest Albums of the 1980s.
#30 in Q’s list the 80 Best Records of the 80s.
#30 in Slant Magazine’s list the Best Albums of the 1980s.
#13 in Spin Magazine’s list the 100 Greatest Albums from 1985 to 2010.
Deemed the Greatest Album of the 1980s by Pitchfork Media.
#329 in Rolling Stone magazine's list of the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.
Included in the National Recording Registry (2006).

I OWN THIS ALREADY :)

01. The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead (1986)

Indie Jangle Pop
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Apologies to Rourke and Joyce, but they should be used to this by now: The holy spirit which manifested itself through the entity known as ‘The Smiths’ was a sole and direct consequence of the artistic romance between Marr and Morrissey. And as every magazine since has agreed, The Queen is Dead was where their musical jizz climaxed and consolidated into a concoction which grew a life of its own, ultimately ruining everything for everyone else forever. Just listen to Marr, at his most bouncy and effervescent, his distinguished jangly guitar riffs so instantaneously recognisable that he is irrefutably the true hero behind the stylistic innovation. And now listen to Morrissey, at his most hilariously sarcastic, drearily whining or condescendingly preaching some poetic one-liner or the other, delivered with such a disinterested contempt that you don’t know whether to laugh or cry or never talk to anyone again. Which is why I consider this to be the best indie album ever created—certainly the most influential—and a perfect record from one of history’s only perfect bands, with a perfect four album career swiftly followed by the perfect dissolution, complete with bitter court cases, media name-calling, and decades of unfulfilled reunion rumours.

Selected Accolades:
#16 in Slant Magazine’s list of the Best Albums of the 1980s.
#3 in Q Magazine's list of the 40 Best Albums of the '80s.
#2 in NME’s list of the Greatest British Albums of All Time.
#216 in Rolling Stone Magazine's list of the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.
Deemed the Greatest Record of All Time according to NME.


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